Now that ‘The Hunger Games‘ has been out for 5 days, it’s time to rip it down. Unfortunately for all the haters, people seemed to love the shit out of this movie. Based on the 152 million American motherfucking dollars it received its opening weekend, everybody in the country went to see it.
Except me. Maybe that’s why I feel especially qualified to hate. Seeing the film would only confirm my unfair, unqualified early judgements of the film.
Also pretty lame is the fact that most critics fell for the ‘Games’ as well. Even internet blogging critics, notorious writers of hatred and snarktitude. Because of this, I will take whatever I can get.
Yesterday The Playlist staff discussed what worked and (thank god) what didn’t work in ‘The Hunger Games’. Among things that worked: children dying and outrageous facial hair. I’m guessing. I ignored that part of the article.
Check it out here.